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PROPOSED SCRIPT FOR GAMES MAGAZINE REVIEW ROUND-UP - FIRST DRAFT Hey! Good afternoon. It's beautiful to see you all, thanks for coming to read our magazine. What a beautiful audience! Man... so nice to see you here.
Wow, so Tokyo Jungle is here. Have you heard about this thing? It's a game where you control animals. Listen, if it's a game where an ape can take control of a city, why didn't they just name it Boris Johnson Simulator 2012? Apparently, in the game, you can dress your animal in some of the most ridiculous hats and clothes. And then, I expect, send it to work in new media somewhere in Shoreditch.
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