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A Little Q and A lol
Q: What is better than winning a medal at the Special Olympics?
A: Not being retarded
Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
A. Marry it.
Q. Why do women call it PMS?
A. Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see yo ur mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your own vasectomy.
Q. How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
A. The cake jumps out of the girl.
Q: What's blue and f*cks old people?
A: Hypothermia
Q: What is the definition of "making love"?
A: Something a woman does while a guy is f*cking her.
Q: What do 54,000 abused woman every year have in common?
A: They don't f*cking listen.
Q. Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq?
A. They don't want to wear out the camel.
Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
A. They spray paint X's on the back of the animals that kick.
Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it.
A: Not being retarded
Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
A. Marry it.
Q. Why do women call it PMS?
A. Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see yo ur mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your own vasectomy.
Q. How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
A. The cake jumps out of the girl.
Q: What's blue and f*cks old people?
A: Hypothermia
Q: What is the definition of "making love"?
A: Something a woman does while a guy is f*cking her.
Q: What do 54,000 abused woman every year have in common?
A: They don't f*cking listen.
Q. Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq?
A. They don't want to wear out the camel.
Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
A. They spray paint X's on the back of the animals that kick.
Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it.
that reminded me of this joke for some reason :
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