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**BananPure** · 06-01-2003, 06:04 PM

no i wear black shoes on bandcamp.......

**Bertie** · 06-01-2003, 06:33 PM

Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy

**Bertie** · 06-01-2003, 06:34 PM

If all else fails .. lower your standards

**Bertie** · 06-01-2003, 06:34 PM

It's hard to stumble when you're on your knees

**Bertie** · 06-01-2003, 06:35 PM

The #1 cause of divorce is ... Marriage

**Bertie** · 06-01-2003, 06:36 PM

Don't take life too seriously.... You won't get out alive

**Bertie** · 06-01-2003, 06:36 PM

Indecision is the key to flexibility.

**Bertie** · 06-01-2003, 06:37 PM

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun

**Bertie** · 06-01-2003, 06:37 PM

If it's tourist season then why can't we shoot them?

**Bertie** · 06-01-2003, 06:39 PM

The best way to get on your feet is to get off your ass!

**Bertie** · 06-01-2003, 06:41 PM

Don't steal. The government hates competition.

**Bertie** · 06-01-2003, 06:42 PM

Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and drop your beer.

**Bertie** · 06-01-2003, 06:44 PM

I'm looking for true love. But I'll settle for cheap sex.

**Bertie** · 06-01-2003, 06:46 PM

In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.

**Bertie** · 06-01-2003, 06:46 PM

I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them

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