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[[BiA] EvilYardGnome]

2 frozen chickens, a hospital, 2 french concords, Iraqi airforce

[[BiA]Wonderboy]

Your first guess was very close Evil,
The answer I was looking for was
Two dead pigeons

Let you imaginations run riot again

What is old, pink and wrinkly and hangs out grandpa's pyjama bottom's?

(A clue the answer is not SPAM!)

[Ritsuzen]

Well, whatever it is.. there is no way Im touching it lol

[|AoD| ChicaGo]

lol tam.....


Answer:::: Grandma????????LOL

[BananPure]

"What is old, pink and wrinkly and hangs out grandpa's pyjama bottom's?"

i know what it is but i cant tell
for one time at the bandcamp........

[[BIA] Sixpack]

SIGAR ?

[|BoB| Michael]

Originally posted by DXII =ChicaGo=
lol tam.....


Answer:::: Grandma????????LOL

lmao i agree

[|BoB| Michael]

what is green and sits on a fence?

[[BiA] EvilYardGnome]

What is old, pink and wrinkly and hangs out grandpa's pyjama bottom's? Grandma? His nurse cleaning the bedpan?
A bald turkey? His hands? ok i am going to stop there.......

what is green and sits on a fence? an Irish chicken?, Someone that has had a few too many and refusees to puke?
A big ___king frog?

[|AoD| SiN]

A man was jogging along the beach..
Suddenly, he saw a woman sitting near the water..
She had no arms and no legs, and she was crying...
The man went to her and asked why she was crying..

She said:

"I'm crying because I have no arms and no legs, and I have never been hugged in all my life..."

Feeling sorry for the lady, the man gave her a hug...

Day 2...Same situation...

Man sees the lady, and again she is crying...

"Whats wrong now lady?" he said...

"Well look at me! I have no arms or legs, and I have never been kissed in all my life!" she answered...

Feeling sorry for the lady once again, he gives her a kiss...

Day 3...Same thing again...
The man sees this lady crying her eyes out again..

He runs over to her and asks:

"Now whats the problem lady??"

She answers:

"Look at me! I have no arms and no legs, and I have never been F*cked in all my life!!"

The man thinks for a moment...

"Hmm I gave her a hug and a kiss, but there's no way I'm gonna comply with this wish...Hmm what to do, what to do...
I got it!" he thought...

The man picks up the lady and throws her in the ocean...

"Now you're F*cked!"

[[BiA]Wonderboy]

I really liked that joke SiN

Grandma was the correct answer to the old, pink, wrinkly thing.

When my daughter was 5 or 6 we went to a pantomine. They asked for kids to go up on stage and tell jokes. So she went up on stage and told that one!. She knew the answer and thought it ws funny, but I don't think she was fully aware of the significance. The comedian (Bobby Davro - which might mean something to those of us from the UK!) was a little taken back, but he knew the answer too.

Nick, I'm intrigued - exactly what did happen one time at the bandcamp?

Am I the only one who needs to know?

[QuadZilla]

LMAO SiN!!!!

[|AoD| Voorhees]

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ROFLMAO...
Good one SiN...

[|BoB| Michael]

LMBFAO scott!!!!!!!

[|BoB| Michael]

Originally posted by |BoB| Michael
what is green and sits on a fence?

paint....