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v52 v52Originally posted by [Coi] Mr.Fragwell
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How to Speak About Women .....And Be Politically Correct
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE - She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.
She is not a BAD COOK - She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.
She is not HALF NAKED - She is WARDROBE IMPAIRED.
She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY - She is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED.
She is not CONCEITED - She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES.
She does not want to be MARRIED - She wants to lock you in DOMESTIC INCARCERATION.
She does not GAIN WEIGHT - She is a METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER.
She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.
She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
She does not TEASE or FLIRT - She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION.
She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
She is not TOO SKINNY - She is SKELETALLY PROMINENT.
She does not HAVE A MUSTACHE - She is IN TOUCH WITH HER MASCULINE SIDE.
She does not HATE TELEVISED SPORTS - She is ATHLETICALLY IGNORANT.
She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
She does not WEAR TOO MUCH PERFUME - She commits FRAGRANCE ABUSE.
She does not GET YOU EXCITED - She causes TEMPORARY BLOOD DISPLACEMENT.
She is not KINKY - She is a NON-INHIBITED SEXUAL COMPANION.
She does not have a KILLER BODY - She is TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE.
She does not GO SHOPPING - She is MALL FLUENT.
She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
She does not get FAT or CHUBBY - She achieves MAXIMUM DENSITY.
She is not COLD or FRIGID - She is THERMALLY INACCESSIBLE.
She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
She does not WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP - She has reached COSMETIC SATURATION.
She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is GRAVITY RESISTANT.
She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE
She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
She is not LOOSE - She is MORALLY IMPAIRED.
She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
She does not have THIN LIPS - She is COLLAGEN DEPENDENTComment
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Top 10 Rejection Lines
Given By Women ..........and what they actually mean
10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")
9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You are one jurassic geezer.)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)
6. I've got a boyfriend (who's really my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's).
5. I don't date men where I work. (Hey, bud, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)
4. It's not you, it's me. (It's not me, it's you.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)
...and the number 1 rejection line given by women (and what it actually means)
1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet. It's that male perspective thing)Comment
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Top 10 Rejection Lines .......Given By Men
10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.)
9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly.)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly.)
6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.)
5. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly.)
4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly.)
2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly.)
...and the number 1 rejection line given by men (and what it actually means)
1. Let's be friends. (You're unbelievably ugly.)Comment
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LOL omg im UGLY
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Pure (Sweden) Biggest nOOb ever....Free Birth 
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Happy birthday Steve
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
You were born an original ....Don't die a copy.
Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live
You're not getting older, you're getting better
Youth has no age.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake
We are always the same age inside.
For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.Comment
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thx mate
and you know what sort of birthday cake im having
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thats whatlolComment
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You don't quit playing when you're old..Originally posted by Doc Rocket
Happy birthday Steve
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
You were born an original ....Don't die a copy.
Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live
You're not getting older, you're getting better
Youth has no age.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake
We are always the same age inside.
For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.
You're old when you quit playing..POST!!
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lolOriginally posted by [BiA]Kitten
thx mate
and you know what sort of birthday cake im having
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thats what
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hehe
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the old boys got some spam left him after alllolComment
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Hey kitten
I just had a thought… we can post all the sick stuff here, no one uses this thread anymore but us losers
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If your not of a sick minded nature, please…. Pretty pretty plz don’t for gods sake read any of these jokes below!!!!!Last edited by Guest; 06-03-2003, 04:38 PM.Comment
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Q: Why does a necrophiliac wait six weeks before he f&%ks a stiff ?
A: Because then he can stick in it anywhere he likes.Comment
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Q: What's blue and f*^cks old people?
A: HypothermiaComment
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