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So you wish to have spam on your forum, eh? -
wel you asked for it ............SPAMILL BE BACK!!!!!!
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OMG, DJ what have you done to us and our nice forum?? look what you have started
Ownage!
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Once it starts, thats it!Comment
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Do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?Comment
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S P A MPlease Direct me 2 the Nearest Padded RoomComment
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Pat was found dead in his back yard, and as the weather was a bit on the warm side, the wake was held down to only two days, so his mortal remains wouldn't take a bad turn. At last his friends laid him in the box, nailed it shut & started down the hill into the churchyard. As it was a long, sloping path and the mourners were appropriately tipsy, one fellow lurched into the gatepost as they entered the graveyard. Suddenly a loud knocking came from in the box. Paddy was alive! They opened the box up and he sat up, wide eyed, and they all said, Sure, it's a miracle of God! All rejoiced & they went back and had a few more drinks but later that day, the poor lad died. Really died. Stone cold dead. They bundled him back into his box, and as they huffed and puffed down the hill the next morning, the priest said, "Careful now, boys; mind ye don't bump the gatepost again"Last edited by Guest; 10-30-2003, 09:32 PM.Comment
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Life is like a pubic hair in a toilet…
Every now and again you get pissed offComment
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LMAO NICE ONE m8
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Two Irishmen on an Iceberg…
Paddy ‘We’re saved, we’re saved’
Murphy ‘How the hell does ya knows that?’
Paddy ‘Here comes the Titanic!Comment
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How to make Irish stew... Get some meat, some potatoes and a lot of Guinness. Drink all of the Guinness. Forget about the stew.Comment
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One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer, and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer, and started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!!"Comment
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An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get out of their cars and stumble over to the side of the road. The Rabbi says, "Oy vey! What a wreck!" The priest asks him, "Are you all right, Rabbi?" The Rabbi responds, "Just a little shaken." The priest pulls a flask of whiskey from his coat and says, "Here, drink some of this it will calm your nerves." The Rabbi takes the flask and drinks it down and says, "Well, what are we going to tell the police?" "Well," the priest says, "I don't know what your aft' to be tellin' them. But I'll be tellin' them I wasn't the one drinkin'."Comment
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Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other "your round."
The other one says ...
"so are you, you fat bastard"Comment
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